Happy Birthday, dear Jonathan
And many more
With you calling each morning
Life’s never a bore
The world’s falling apart
But you calm me down
Still I go for Botox
To ease my frown
If it weren’t for you
I’d have cat food for dinner
And honestly,
I have no need to be thinner
Here’s to you, Jonny
The stock market king
I wish you and your family
Every good thing!